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lunch envy

When someone has better lunch then you and you are jealous of them because of it.

"Steak for lunch ? when did you cook that?"
"My roommate is in culinary school, these are just the left overs"
looks at peanut butter sandwich "dude, now I have serious lunch envy"

by BORNOPTIMIST December 2, 2014


unprotected lunch

Type of lunch that you have with the opposite sex for the first time. If the meeting place for lunch is in a bad part of town (hookers on Queensway) or the restaurant is dicey, you may be having unprotected lunch.

Jenn:
I'd love to have lunch with you Jay but that part of town is gross.

Jay:
I understand, I wasn't really down for having unprotected lunch on our first date either.

by Cumbersnatched December 3, 2019


lunch ticket

a currency used by millions of school children

i has 5,000,000 dollars in lunch tickets

by wizard webster April 7, 2015


Mo' Lunch

An extended period of time, in excess of one and one-half hours, where one leaves work and does not report his or her absence. It is not uncommon to visit ammunition and weaponry marketplaces. Bacon is frequently consumed while on a Mo' Lunch.

Steve took a Mo' Lunch. He won't be back for hours.

by yoUKnoWhwOoo March 30, 2014


Oxford lunch

A 69 but you're both rimming each other.

If you're bored of a normal 69, why not try eating each others ass at the same time. Have an Oxford lunch

by Whenorwhereidk January 30, 2021


lunch jealousy

The jealous feeling you get when you're eating your packed lunch and some wanker comes along with something better and your lunch now seems inadequate and disgusting

I thought my sandwich would be just perfect today but then I smelt John's curry and felt ripped off. I got serious lunch jealousy.

by BekW April 18, 2011


school lunches

Count yourself lucky if school lunches in your school is actually edible (if you're in the USA).

"Huh. So many people complaining about school lunches here. Am I THIS ungodly lucky to the point that I get a school that serves actually edible lunches that isn't just raw fruit or raw vegetables? I couldn't imagine if my school lunches were worse than prison food."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022