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THAT CRIT MATTERED

When something bad happened.

Woah! Oh no! Oh no! NOOOOOO THAT CRIT MATTERED!

by VolemTheGolem July 4, 2018


noutrouneam matter

I can’t spell

Kat oh sorry I noutrouneam matter

by Jeffre bazo July 30, 2021


truly doesnt matter

if it truly doesnt matter why does it hurt, why does it seem as it will never end, it truly matters to me but the eyes cant unseen whats been seen and theres no one left to comfort me

I would of been and done anything to show what i feel but that truly doesnt matter im jan

by janruan August 21, 2022


Nothing Else Matters

best song from the black album fs fr lmao

the guitar solo makes me trancend reality

...AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERSSS

by DeeboTheGoose January 20, 2023


looks don't matter to me

But no promises if I am hanging out with a flat-chested "plan Jane", and a buxom "cutie with a booty" happens by.

In the classic 1976 "wet 'n' juicy" movie "Corps brûlants", the young Eric temporarily abandons his bosomy teenage-brunette girlfriend Corrine for an older blonde hottie, but then soon realizes that his similar-aged cutie-chick lover is much better suited to him, after all. Why he ever suffered even this brief "hiccup" in his affections for the delicately-freckled Corinne has always been a mystery to me, though, since even a "looks don't matter to me" defense wouldn't wash here... his gentle-natured sweetie-pie had softer and more-attractive facial-features --- and noticeably bigger/firmer boobs --- than the somewhat-shallow-personalitied older lady whom he'd shown interest in, and so I cannot understand what he'd seen in that boring flaxen-haired dame, anyway.

by QuacksO December 25, 2019


negative matter

A girl wearing very little cloting

Look at Eric making out with negative matter.

by David Sohns May 18, 2005


Splatter the matter

Diarrhea; The Shits

“Bruh! My tummy started rumbling in church so bad, I barely made it out of there and into McDonald’s next door to Splatter the matter.”

by subtronic October 12, 2018