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The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.
Miami Airport Incident-
Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!
Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?
Miami Landscaper - slang term for someone of cuban decscent. Cubans often land in miami, purchase a lawn mower and a clapped out pickup truck. They then go around doing the work not many north americans want to do - mow lawns
Have you seen that eduardo guy?
Fuck hes a miami landscaper if ive ever seen one
Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.
Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.
Friend 2: I know, then you'd have healthy skin.
A man cumming on a stove and making it into a pancake and simply feeding it to a girl.
Dude i just gave shaniqua some Miami pancake mix if u know what i mean.
When a person, usually without fingers, gives you a hand job by only using their palms.
Hey remember Jill the girl with braces, who lost her fingers last 4th of July, I had her give me the Miami Palm Special (MPS)
dick long. money longer. your bitch bad? my bitch awful. a state of mind and being.
John balled the fuck out last night. Bro went miami zaq mode.
(1) When you play a game and you not score over 20 points and let your opponent score over 40. (2)The act of receiving a serious butt whoopin at the hands of a person or group of persons. (3) a skunk (4) a wash(5) a blow out. (6) To defeat overwhelmingly, especially by keeping from scoring.
Thomas played rummy with James and took a Miami Beating not scoring one point.