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Munge

A cum like substance that can define objects, currency, and even life.

There was munge all over her face as the man pulled on his munge stick.

by Ugook October 28, 2020


Munge

Maiden has a very nice munge. You heard it on sugarbear snaps first.

That's a good munge you have.

by Mungey man November 17, 2020


Munge

You're girlfriend dies and after a week of the greiving process you and a friend go and steal her corpse. Because you want to be together forever. So first you sew all of her orfices, so her ass, eyes, vagina, and mouth. Then you leave her outside for about a week. If you're lucky it'll be in the summer were it's warmer.

Then on a crisp cool night you goto the body. Get in the oral position cut open her vagina. Have your buddy step on her stomach. Then eat up what comes out.

Friend: do you want to go grab a bite to eat?

Me: no I'm still full from all the munge from last night.

by Radical Pirate January 1, 2018


gunge the munge

a kiwi that is ginger that lurks in the dark corners of your home.
he will shid toothpaste while eating eggs and cereal in your basement.

the gunge the munge was found eating eggs and shiddin toothpaste in james house

by lennodium June 3, 2023


hoo slung mung

A negative description of appearance, usually in reference to a female's poor state of hair, makeup, or dress; most often said of oneself, not so much directed at someone else; a hot mess.

Friend: "Come on, let's go to Dollar General."
Me: "I can't believe I'm goin up in tha Dolla Gentral lookin like hoo slung mung!"

Boyfriend: "You look fine without makeup."
Me: "Are you kidding me? I look like hoo slung mung!"

by JenntheGemini January 4, 2024


The Medellin Mung Bean

When you’ve done a bunch of blow, you get up a good thick loogey, and spit it on your partner’s asshole before you fuck it. Lube + numbing agent. Alternatively called The Colombian Mung Bean.

We were so horny and so high on coke, I figured I might as well give her the Medellin Mung Bean so we could really turn the heat up with some anal sex.

by Lucky Pierre 2022 August 4, 2022


Scrunge-a-munge

A dirty person who keeps a filthy house. This is a pet type name for that person, rather than being derogatory.

Oh grandpa, you’re such a scrunge-a-munge, it’s endearing.

by Mama Lucinda January 9, 2022