Mustache ride

A Mustache ride is an experience one has when in attendence at a -The Mustache-(of wisconsin)- concert. This notion is manifested in the perpetual urging of all young ladies to be in a line when they lust for a Mustache ride.

As DJ Jazzy Jebadiah leaned back, microphone in hand, sweat dripping from his hair, he motioned the finest lady of the audience to shake her bodatious body. When the band's song was over and that nasty babe had danced her heart out, it was clear without doubt she had just endured a wild Mustache ride.

Dan says, "It wasn't the first time The Mustache ever called for the donkey dicks to get up and dance, but dang man, this time their music gave me a wicked nasty Mustache ride!"

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refried mustache

when an obese woman with a mouth full of refried beans, is jackhammered orally -- errupting quantaties of bean out of the nostrils, settling on the upper lip.

I tried to kiss her, but her refried mustache smelt like tequila and feces

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Red Mustache

Popping a girl's cherry then motorboating her vagina, leaving a "red mustache" above and around your upper lip.

My girlfriend was upset that I popped her cherry, so to make her feel better I gave her a red mustache.

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Hilter Mustache

This phrase referring to the notorious dictator, Hilter, or one of his characteristic personal images.

Further, this phrase being used to express a compared or a direck relationship between the object and Fascism or Hitler himself.

My political opposition put the Hilter mustache on me.

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leg mustache

the hairs on the back of your ankle over your achiles that you sometimes miss shaving

"EW YOU HAVE A LEG MUSTACHE EWWWW"

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Milk Mustache

After cumming in a girl, she takes her finger and sticks it inside her vagina to get the cum out. Then she takes the cum and rubs it on your upper lip.

Female empowering version of a sexual joke.

I was laying with this chick after I blew my load and then she gave me a milk mustache.

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Hitler mustache

When someone gives a person oral and the pubic hair of the "receiver" falls out. the hair then sticks to the "givers" face on their upper lip giving them a hitler mustache.

I was eaten my girlfreind out last night and i got a hitler mustache. I ain't ever doin that shit again.

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