Random
Source Code
Random
The art of taking a shit on a bitch's chest while riding her at her uncle's bar mitzvah
Bradley gave Ashley a Nasty Jew last night at her Uncle Sam's bar mitzvah.
When someone uses their tears as anal lubricant with their sexual partner.
Josh: I saw Alec walk out of the Library crying, is he okay?
Connor: Yeah he was probably doing the Sad Nasty with his girlfriend again.
A guy who's really tall, who is a baller at basketball, and skinny.
The kid at the school got the nickname Slim Nasty in basketball class because he was a skinny baller, but after 3 years he still had the nickname.
Slim nasty
Nasty doughnut is when you pull out your penis after anal sex and you clean your shaft by stroking the remaining residue off. the remains that are located around your thumb and index finger will be in the shape of a ring and will look like a light brown freshly glazed doughnut
Look babe this looks like a nasty doughnut
When your ex wife/baby mama doesn’t answer the phone on you
That nasty cunt didn’t answer the phone on me when I called her to see my kid
Wanting to get with a chick who is younger than you?
Use the nastiness curve: Take your own age, half it and then add seven. Your answer shows the minimum age of how old a chick can be for you to get with her.
Person 1: "I want to get with this hot younger chick but I don't know whether it is correct or not"
Person 2: "Use the nastiness curve"
Person 1: "I am 18 years old, half of that is 9. 9 + 7 = 16"
Person 2: "If she's 16 or older you'll be just fine"