scrap ninja

A scrap ninja is a junk metal collector who comes the evening before the garbage gets picked up but grabs the scrap metal, silently, and likely within the 5 minutes it took you to bring it out to the curb and walk back to your garage.

Wife: Did you take that aluminum awning out to the curb?

Husband: Yeah, like 2 minutes ago. Why?

Wife: <peering out the window at the curb> It's not there. Are you sure you took it out?

Husband: <also peering out the window at the curb> Scrap ninja must have grabbed it.

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Ninja Warrior

Awesome. Simply Awesome.

Ninja Warrior's on? Awesome.

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ninja walk

When one rolls instead of walking.

Dude, we ninja walked home!

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Ninja Props

Similar to regular Props but sneakier and moar fully awesome

Can only be given and received by truly worthy people

Editors who put up with the shit that people try to post stupid shit on UD all the time deserve major ninja props

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Ninja Nipples

What a woman has if she goes all day without a bra on and no one noticed.

We were out all day with Jane and never noticed she wasn't wearing a bra. It was nipply out and she wasn't wearing a jacket either. The woman's got ninja nipples!

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Ninja Dip

Leaving with out saying good bye.

Where did brad go? Man, he must of ninja dipped again. WTF?

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ninja fart

A silent, yet super stinky fart.

I love to release my Ninja Farts just before exiting the elevator.

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