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Coats Before Goats

To wear a stylish coat in the hot summer days, originally to wear a coat while managing a goat farm.

Richard: Did you see my new coat? Axel: In the hot summer days?! Richard: Coats before goats!

by Acksull April 4, 2011

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Candy coated turd

THE FORBIDDEN M&M

Do I really need to add more sentences here? I don't? Ok ur a candy coated turd

by BroCraftLOL March 25, 2023


Horse in a coat game

Similar to "punch buggy" or "pediddle". When one sees a horse wearing a blanket or "coat", they yell, "horse in a coat!" and proceed to punch the accompanying person. One punch and phrase per "horse in a coat" is necessary, otherwise the oppising persin can counter with the remaining punches. Also, the person getting punched may not hit back, but is permitted to hit another individual who has not yet been punched for that instance. Popular in rural areas, where horses are more common than Volkswagens or one headlight bearing cars.

"Horse in a coat! Horse in a coat!" (followed by 2 punches to play the horse in a coat game)

by Abdomen November 21, 2017


Coat Hanger Disease

When the shirt you're wearing retains the shape of the coat hanger it was on, similar to "hanger bumps".

You need to wet the shoulders of your shirt because you have coat hanger disease.

by KatForrest March 20, 2011


Chocolate-Coated Banana

The sexual act of performing anal sex, and pulling out after you cum to find your dick is covered in a thick layer of shit.

Boyfriend: Oh no babe! You gave me the chocolate-coated banana! (Runs to the bathroom)

by obsidianmoon February 10, 2021


Reverse sugar coating

Reverse sugar coating is basically just the opposite of regular sugar coating.Its when you hide your true love/friendship with hatred

"Night I hope you choke in your sleep" Would be an example of reverse sugar coating if it's with a close friend

by FuzzleMcDoozle May 25, 2017


Hemoglobin Semen Coat

The result of having sex with a woman on her period.

Damn, I wanted to fuck my wife last night but she was on her period. Wasn’t on the mood for a hemoglobin semen coat.

by unDURYEAted October 10, 2018