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The year of the No Wipe. No one wipes their asshole 2021, everyone trusts their asshole to be clean and proper this year.
Person 1: “bro why do you smell like shit?”
Person 2: “sorry bro, it’s no wipe 2021.”
someone so low, they lick the wipes used to wipe someones butt.
the rung below arse licker on the social ladder.
"Hey guess what Tom did last night!"
"what?"
"got with Harry's girlfriend!"
"That dude is such a wipe licker"
When you get done eating sauerkraut all day, after New Years and your asshole is so raw it hurts to wipe normal so you have to poke your butthole with toilet paper just so it doesn’t continue to hurt any worse and cause mass-bleeding from hemorrhoids.
Goddam I ate so much sauerkraut I had to poke wipe my chili ring all day it hurt so bad.
Like an ass wipe, only for people who suck at art
Man Susan, you’re such an art wipe today!
The accidental spreading of poop on your butt when wiping and not getting it fully removed.
Husband: I pooped but I think I had a wayward wipe because it still smells back there.
Wife: What is wrong with you?!?!
The fingers used to hold toilet paper to wiping your ass after taking a dump. If you also use wet wipes your ass won't be stinking.
Guy 1: Man did you wash your wiping fingers after you took a shit? Guy 2: I only do that if my fingers smell like shit after wiping. Guy 1: That's nasty bro. You need to wash them every time after.