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almost-number

When you give out the wrong phone number by accident, often as a typo and only wrong by one digit.

bec: have you heard from cory yet?
emma: shit i think gave him my almost-number...gutted

cory: that bitch gave me the wrong number
kelly (cory's ghey friend): nah she mightve just given you her almost-number... its okghey...

by Becstar October 26, 2006


number 5

Receiving fellatio while you are in the process of clearing your bowels.

Damn Blimmer, your sister is dirty. She gave a number 5 to Lazarus and all his boys!

by Phineas Taylor Barracus December 20, 2004


Bendy number

A number that is the correct answer to a math problem when you don't understand and need an answer to write down. It can be bent into the correct answer.

Noa: what did u get for number 7?
Jaime: I got 17
Noa: that's wrong. The answer is 235
Jaime: that's what I meant. 17 is a bendy number

by Yellow crocs April 18, 2017


number two

n. defecation

I gotta go do a number two.

by fizzle April 02, 2004


Number Three

The dreaded third shit of the morning, usually hits as soon as you either take a shower or leave the house.

My god that cheap draft is haunting me now! Number Three came knockin as soon as I walked out the door!

As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!

by Lunicus February 09, 2013


number 4

Urinating, clearing your bowels and masturbating in the same trip to the washroom. Also referred to as a piss, shit and a wack!

I was supposed to meet K Lo at the party in an hour, but I needed to make time for a number 4 — so I called her and said I'd meet her in 90 minutes.

by Phineas Taylor Barracus December 20, 2004


A number 18

A number 18 is the value meal that I forced every fast food chain to add to their menu and have not notified them of. A number 18 is a kid's meal bag filled with french fries.

Wendy's: Hello how may I help you today?
Me: I'll take a number 18.
Wendy's: A number 8. What would you like to drink with that?
Me: No. A number 18.
Wendy's: Sir i'm sorry we don't have a number 18.
Me: Put your manager on.
Wendy's Manager: Hello? How may I assist you today?
Me: I'll take a number 18.
Wendy's Manager to worker: Oh this guy again. Just ring up 9 large frys and dump them all in a kid's meal bag. Apparently it's his idea of a number 18.
Wendy's: Would you like anything to drink with that today sir?
Me: Ketchup.

by The Banchou June 25, 2011