A thing number is a made up number given to random objects as a sort of "secret code" that you can use whenever you either forget what you were talking about is, or when you want to say things in secret, whenever other people are around.
When you use these codes, the thing numbers you can choose from are 1 to โ. Just remember to remember the number to resigned to the objects because someone might ask and then question you.
If they do start questioning you, always remember to say "I use the thing library , don't you?)
A: person 1: Hey bro, can you get the thing. | person 2: What thing? | person 1: You know, uh thing 54,085.
B: person 1: So hey, do you remember that thing yesterday? | person 2: oh yeah, you mean thing 306? | person 1: Yes!! Thank you.
Thing number 1 will always be defined as thing number
The maximum distance you have ever been from another human being, in miles.
Even hiking alone in the woods, it's hard to get your butol number over 20. There are just too many people.
Receiving fellatio while you are in the process of clearing your bowels.
Damn Blimmer, your sister is dirty. She gave a number 5 to Lazarus and all his boys!
57๐ 45๐
A number that is the correct answer to a math problem when you don't understand and need an answer to write down. It can be bent into the correct answer.
Noa: what did u get for number 7?
Jaime: I got 17
Noa: that's wrong. The answer is 235
Jaime: that's what I meant. 17 is a bendy number
18๐ 11๐
The dreaded third shit of the morning, usually hits as soon as you either take a shower or leave the house.
My god that cheap draft is haunting me now! Number Three came knockin as soon as I walked out the door!
As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!
42๐ 32๐
Urinating, clearing your bowels and masturbating in the same trip to the washroom. Also referred to as a piss, shit and a wack!
I was supposed to meet K Lo at the party in an hour, but I needed to make time for a number 4 โ so I called her and said I'd meet her in 90 minutes.
77๐ 64๐