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A man who share’s an office with 2 or women and is considered both of their office husbands.
Rick shares an office with Kelly and Jessica and is both of their Office Husbands. He is a total Office Mormon.
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The time when most office workers in professional, managerial, or administrative position leave work and enjoy their time chilling out at a bar, etc.
I´ll see ya at the Celtic bar round the corner in the after office, sweetie.
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Cubicle dweller or office employee who seeks justice and revenge against the evil forces residing within the work environment.
Inspired by watching Charles Bronson in DeathWish, I intend to be an Office Vigilante so I can right all of the wrongs that occur within our office. I got my sock full of quarters and am ready to unleash on some fools!
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That guy in your office that wears his pants so high he looks like the television character Urkel, and the phoneclip on his belt sits in his arm pit.
Damn Bill is such a dork wearing his pants that high, he is such on Office Urkel.
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The kind of friend that you only hang out with at work.
Bro 1: Who's that guy that I saw you hanging out with?
Bro 2: OH, thats just todd. He's only my office bromance
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Police officers are criminals that make up laws
The police officer told me i'd be arrested if i disrespected them
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A private place to take a stinky poop.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in Kim's office.
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