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I was going to go down on her but then I got lost in fire country
The public hair between a woman's ass hole and pussy decreases the chance of pregnancy during unprotected anal sex by preventing the oozing cum gets into the vagina.
Girlfriend: Hey Brayan, I think I am pregnant and I want to keep the baby
Brayan: But I just f**cked your ass and with that huge fire breaker it is impossible for you to get pregnant from anals.
When the mandem link up and spit some bars by the changing rooms. It is an Aylesbury Grammar School tradition and if you are there to witness it, you shall see some of the best; gay drill, drill about drills we have never done and disstracks. We shall forever remember the sacred track dropped by 3 sexy black guys
Person 1: "I ROLL WID TWO MAN BUT SHE ROLLS WID TWO BRAS"
Person 2: Jheee that's a cold bar you should do fire in the shed bro
Rubbng one out in an outhouse with a flaming STD.
Wow! That cottage fire I had last night is still burning.
In an MMORPG, when a group of players attacks a single target.
Let's focus fire this boss, ignore the mobs, let's just finish him off quickly.
When one sits down to have a bowel movement but only farts are emitted causing confusion in the sitting person as to why nothing solid has evacuated the body.
I had to poop sooooo bad but when I sat down, nothing. I just dry fired.
Explosive fecal matter, that happens after eating spicy or questionable food. It leaves the anus in scatter shot form covering the entire toilet in bown small cunks that penetrate deep into the water. It will burn your ass hole like no other sensation. The burning feeling will last hours so be ready for a long night of the fire poops
Bro I had some bad burritos and now I have some major fire poops