Tuesday

equivalent to "cunt", derived from the expression "see you next Tuesday"
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Typically but not necessarily used in a derogatory or disdainful manner. May also simply be another euphemism for "vagina".

"I ate her out for half an hour and she didn't let me fuck her...What a Tuesday"

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taco tuesday

a tuesday in which a bunch of people go over someones house or apartment and the person hosting makes tacos and serves beer and/or margaritas

Me: So who's hosting taco tuesday tonight
Nikki: Oh it's a deena's apartment tonight
Me: ok cool so see you there

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thirsty tuesday

The day of the week on which some part time workers may be able to partake in festivities reserved for the weekend, because they do not work on Wednesday.

Max : Dude, Damon, what are you doing tonight?
Damon : It's Thirsty Tuesday. You know what that means, baby.
Max : Awhhh jyeah...let's get super hammered!
Damon : ...Deal.

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Fat Tuesday

Friday and Saturday used to be considered the best day of the week but now Domino's Pizza is offering two single pizza toppings for just $5.99!

That's two for the price of one!

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Tuesday Troll

A Tuesday Troll is a woman that is not very good looking but you would consider taking her home as long as your friends won't find out about it.

No one in the history of bars or trolls has ever gone to a bar looking for a Tuesday troll, but 6 beers later anything can happen.

If you go to a Bar on a Tuesday Night be prepared to see more than your fair share of Trolls because its been proven by science and black magic that the Trolls are most active on Tuesdays between 4:00pm and 12:00am.

Dave: "Hey man you wanna come out to the bar tonight?"

Wayne: "Isn't today Tuesday?"

Dave: "Holy shit I almost forgot, Tuesday Night is Troll Night."

Wayne: "Yep, Tuesday Trolls are nothin but trouble."

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Straight Tuesday

What gay people have on tuesday
The Oppsite of Gay tuesday(see gay tuesday)

Alternative spelling
Staight Tuesdees

Do you celebrate straight tuesday?

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Taco Tuesday

The act of trying to find tacos in a foreign city

Did you hear Bridget and Caity tried to go Taco Tuesday on Barcelona? They had to wait until they got back home to get some tacos.

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