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When you hit sock bottom
When you run out socks and all you have left are the mismatched pair at the bottom of the drawer
OMG! I haven’t done my laundry and I’m running late. *opens drawer in a panic* Oh beans! All I have is my period socks!
When a girl is on her period and has to go number 2 more often than usual, its like diarrhea every menstrual cycle
I have to go to the restroom, I have period poop!
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When a girl is horny on her period. There's more blood flowing to the vagina, therefore creating period horns.
"Damn dude, I need to get laid but she wont give any!"
"Oh, well you should wait till she's on her period, gross I know but she'll have period horns then."
period horns
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The latest remix of the song MAX 300 from DDR, created by U1-Asami. It starts off at 300 beats per minute, slows down to 180 and plays a sample from the song "PARANOiA," speeds back up to 300, and eventually reaches 600, a speed so fast Afronova looks like it's scrolling in reverse.
Having played this song on a DDR simulator, this looks to be the hardest 10-footer ever created. I can only get a C on it.
Let's see Yasu and Take get all Perfects on MAX. (period).
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The reddish tinted residue from the menstrual cycle, most commonly observed in white underwear. A more serious instance would be if the girl's pants also exhibited stains.
"Man, did you see Keisha today?"
"No, why?"
"She got some serious period stains on the go."
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Mother nature being a bitch.
Pain mother nature I flicts on females for fun.
These period cramps are killing me!
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A slogan for Always (the makers of feminine hygiene products). The slogan must have been made by men, because any woman knows that periods are a rather unhappy time.
Have a happy period!
The only way I could have a happy period is if I just had a pregnancy scare.
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