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A technologically advanced cell phone that possesses all the wonders of space. You will slowly learn about this new phone but never get around to exploring all of it. This phone is always new and on the leading edge of technology.
I got rid of my old flip and picked up a new space phone today.
I do not understand how to use this space phone.
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When someones calls you while they are on the toilet. Using the facilities while talking.
Gross! That guy at the club last night phone throned me this morning. I heard the whole symphony he played.
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small,electronic devices,once used for one's convenience,but now used by stupid-ass 5 yr olds who use it to look "cool"
when being used properly, everyone within earshot of the phone user hates him/her
Cell Phone-User: yeah...i kno,ill be home in a few minutes,if this lad ahead of me hurries the hell up!
Dude behind him:what a douche!
Women ahead of him: Go fuck yourself!
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Any phone that isn't a smart phone
thing one "Reem hasn't posted much on Insta"
thing two "Yeah, it's because she's reverted to a potato phone"
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The song that gets stuck in your head, then your head explodes.
Oh GOD OH GOD ITS IN ME RUN IN CIRCLES.
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Bosses and places of work that monitor your phone times. Could also apply to significant others and family members.
"Sharon just told me to get off the phone. What a phone nazi!"
"You fucking phone nazi!"
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When you leave the room to talk to your girlfriend on the phone so your friends can't see you being romantic.
Johny's friends made fun of him when his friends caught him phone boning with his girl.
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