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An extremely technical and euphemastic way of saying getting shot with a gun.
The man walking down the street alone at night in Chicago suddenly had a terrible case of Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning and died right then and there.
something really fucking stupid and unnecessary
"That's like taking a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain"
"Your mom's so stupid she took a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain"
This phrase means: to masterbate.
The "snake" is referring to the penis. The word "poison" is referring cum/semen. The phrase can also be said as:
"I need to get the poison of of my snake."
Mike: "I'll be over shortly. I need to release the poison from my snake. It should only be a few minutes."
Jake: Yeah, I think I'll do that too.
when you ejaculate in a woman's vagina slurp it back out and then spit it in her face
dude she was being such a bitch during sex last night, that i decided to give her a dirty poison dart frog
When you and your girl are having sex and she dosent tell you she's on her period and you creampie then you turn the lights one and see the Poison Pie
Bro last nigt me and my girl were fucking and I creampied her then turned on the lights and was disgusting by the Poison Pie
When a pickle gets poisoned and you eat it as a date.
“Yo Matt, I dare you to pickle poison.”
“Dude okay”
The best god damn garage band of all times
"MY POISONED ROMANCE IS MY FAVERITE BAND!!!" says Kimmy