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One who determines whether a other person's joke is a joke depending on how offensive the joke is. This is similar to a Schrodinger’s douchebag—one who determines if the joke they made is a joke or not based on the reaction of other; however, the main difference between Joke Police and Schrodinger’s douchebag stems from who is determining if the joke is a joke and the factors of what makes the joke a joke.
Members of the Joke Police Force tend to forget that no topics are excluded under the definition of satire, thus anything can be made into a joke. Even if nothing is excluded from satire, Joke Police still undergo recusatio satyra.
People within the Joke Police Force tend to make whatever cause the were fighting for by refusing the joke look worse than they really are, thus undermining the effect of any attempt to solve whatever they were fighting for. Sometimes this begs the question: "Why are the joke police targeting jokes rather than the actual issues they're fighting for?" To this day, this question has yet to be answered.
The Joke Police can be easily found on various social medias, notably Twitter and past Tumblr.
Person A: "What happens when person walks into a wall?"
Person B: "What?"
A: "Their nose breaks!"
B: *laughs
Person C: "You can't say that! That's offensive to person"
A: "It's a joke."
C: "That's not a joke!"
A: "Ok, Joke Police"
A person compelled to correct written or verbal word usage for political correctness
Hey man, she said you can't use that term because it "offensive".
"Scoffed again by the word police"
A mother that sleep deprives her kids so that she can call the police on them for not going to school in the morning.
The police never figured out the police witch they just sent the kid to the psych ward.
A fictional police force for those who bullshit.
George: "I'm totally gonna fail this exam"
Peter: "Someone call 911 and call in the Bullshit Police"
The chip police is looking for Julia Macias Mocos and and she sleeps on the grass. It’s been four years and they haven’t found her yet. She steals people’s chips.
The chip police is hunting julia mocos down
The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.
TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?
I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.
someone who arrests geeks, your a nerd a dork and a wimp. If you claim to be part of the geek police, you are a geek.
Aaron: stop being a geek bro, the geek police will come for you
Wilbur: I'm so sorry chief
Millie: you fucking little nerd Aaron