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when a guy carves a hole into a pumpkin, then he puts his penis in and out of the hole until he jizzes.
Jack had pumpkin sex last night and the jizz was over-flowing.
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The act of receiving a hand job with scented lotion.
"Lewy got pumpkin spice last night and you could smell it all over the room!" "Awh no way, thats legit bro."
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Stu's head is one of these.
Its a pumpkin. I.E Its massive.
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To rub a vibrator tip between a woman's labia. The term derived from an MSN conversation featuring a girl who exclaimed to the world, "I just carved my pumpkin!"
Girl 1: Hey, do you wanna come over later and carve my pumpkin?
Girl 2: Yeah baby! Only if you do mine though! I love Pumpkin Carving!
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♥(youknowwhoyouareLOL)♥ says:
*LMAO
*DUDE
*I just carved my pumpkin!
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When young vandals roam the neighborhoods around halloween, and proceed to smash pumpkins that are left outside.
"Look at that mega large pumpkin, lets perform some pumpkin smashing." youngster proceeds to lift the pumpkin off of the steps and smash it onto concrete. Everyone then runs away.
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A Pumpkin Fucker is an individual who enjoys ravaging the swollen ginger pussy of an extremely tiny person and/or midget. To achieve the state in which the pussy looks inflamed and takes the shape of a pumpkin, you must first,
1. Find a Dwarf with orange pubic hair
2. Shit in a sock
3. Tie the shit filled sock at the end of a belt
4. Use all your might to beat the vaginal area with the "shit- sock-belt" until it resembles a pumpkin
5. Enjoy the the "Pumpkin"
A person who follows these steps is indeed a Pumpkin Fucker.
Dylan- I woke up in the middle of the night to discover my roommate Matt Pumpkin Fucking the shit out of this midget.
Luke- No dude its only Pumpkin Fucking if she was a ginger.
Dylan- She was!!! Her pussy was crawling with orange hairs, it was so gross man!
Luke- Do you think I could get her number??
Dylan- Ew you Pumpkin Fucker!
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A highly influential alternative rock band led by singersongwriter and lead guitarist Billy Corgan. Second album siamese dream was a mainstream breakthrough. Known for hits "today" "bullet with butterfly wings" "cherub rock" and "1979". Other good rarities include 'rhinoceros' 'drown' 'crush' 'soma' 'mayonaise' and 'hummer'.
bandmates and their functions:
billy corgan: skecthy vocals, extremely well-played lead guitar, producer.
james iha: smooth rythym guitar, ugly-ass modeling.
d'arcy wretzky: rather simple bass playing, sunglasses-wearing.
jimmy chamberlain: fantastic drum beats.
the smashing pumpkins have very diverse, densely-layered music. god bless them. oops, god doesn't exist. oh well.
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