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medieval battering ram

When a woman faces a wall, puts her hands on the wall, bends over, and clenches her ass as tight as she can. Her partner then runs full speed at her from across the room to see if he can get his dick in the intended hole. He repeats until he breaches her defenses.

This can be very painful for the male if he misses.
This can also be very painful for the girl if he breaches the wrong hole.

Your little sister must work out cause her ass is tighter than a shampoo bottle. I had to medieval battering ram her 3 times before I even got it in!

Doctor, I think I broke my cock in half. It happened last night when I medieval battering rammed my best friend's mom. I told her I wanted to make love, but that bitch likes it rough every time.

by Trabe An January 24, 2007

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Stack N' Ram

When a male take two willing or unwilling females and places them or "stacks" them in a doggy style position, one on top of the other. The male then proceeds to penetrate or "Ram" them from behind in their vaginas, with his penis, alternating vaginas every several thrusts, or "Rams". The male then has the option of performing this using the willing or unwilling females anal cavity for similar practice.

I totally want to "Stack N' Ram" those two bitches and teach them what a real man can do.

by Honeybadger5933 October 25, 2011

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Ram A Quick One

To smoke or drink in a hurry because you are leaving your current location. For example, if you want to smoke a cigarette but your friends don't allow you to smoke in their car, you Ram a Quick One. Or, you just ordered a beer at the bar but your driver is ready to go and is leaving, you Ram a Quick One.

"Hold on dude, let me Ram A Quick One before I get in your car."

"Yo girl, we are bouncing outta this bitch. Place is dead."
"Ok, let me Ram A Quick One! "

by rythelastman August 17, 2015


Ram Jam Slam

A slang term referring to excessively rough sexual intercourse; rough sex.

Katie: "So how was your night with Jimothy?"

Stacy: "Ooooo, he gave my kitty the ol' 'Ram Jam Slam'!"

by A Little Puerto Rican Boy January 24, 2020


Ram dressed as lamb

A man who dresses younger than they should, the male equivalent of mutton dressed as lamb

Look what he's wearing, talk about ram dressed as lamb

by Chrissie G April 21, 2019


Mongolian Battering Ram

This uneventful situation occurs when the woman’s vagina is too small to accompany the man’s schlong. The male attempts to use his penis as a battering ram to forcefully penetrate the woman’s vagina, mimicking the act of a crazed Mongolian trying to annihilate the Great Wall of China. If and when the man achieves penetration, a successful Mongolian battering ram has been accomplished.

Guy: Dude how was your weekend?

Nick Foles: It was great. I won another Super Bowl and performed a Mongolian Battering Ram on my wife because my dick is just way too big.

Guy: Bro that’s wicked. You’ll have to show me sometime.

by Stoney69 January 5, 2019

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ram and lamb relationship

A sexual relationship with an elder man and a child.

I think little Timmy across the street is in a ram and lamb relationship with old man Johnson next door.

by Rimor March 25, 2017

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