Religion is a bunch of people standing around talking about what they think God is like. Or, if they are not monotheists, they stand around and talk about what other stuff is like. They talk about multiple Gods, or magic, or stuff about why people are here.
Religion is a good way to find other people who want to stand around talking about God.
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When a group of people gets together to worship an ancient fairy tale character(s). Extremists often reject science, just because, βitβs not what the (insert holy book) says!β Commonly against marriage equality, and other basic human rights. Many reject all evidence of scientific facts. The majority of religious people though, are good people, that just happen to believe in a god or gods.
Jehovahβs witnesses are a cult, not just a religion!
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Mental redtardation
Religion is as useless as a black person
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Something the poor saps in this country have yet to fully comprehend, that is, after they are done reattaining sobriety after their pointless damn hangovers, if you want to religious bash, consult Saddam Hussein or his cohorts.
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A theory on how the earth began, its nature, and its meaning. So atheism is a religion, and a dumbass lie.
My religion is that we were created by a genius computer nerd who made this universe, and it became a kickass game with over 6 billion users! It would explain our faults.
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Fictional stories about an apparent God
Person 1: did u read that book about someone called Jesus
Person 2: its kinda obvious Religion is fake
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he's in a religion, he won't let us bum fuck him, he likes girls and not guys
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