French Rodeo

in a suitable sexual position with a (personal) first timer, stop, get a good grip and sincerely say, 'is this a bad time to tell you that I have ________(insert STD of your choice)?' Then stay in her as long as you can!!

‘God, you are AWESOME! I am so glad that you picked me up tonight.’
‘Well, I am awesome because I sleep around here and there quite a bit.’
‘Really? Shit, I never asked, you don’t have an STD do you?’
(Get the grip) ‘you like to French Rodeo?’
‘What?’
‘Yeah, I tested positive for herpes last week. YYEEEE-HAAAWW!’

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rodeo cowboy

A style of unprotected sex in which the male will take the female from behind, and randomly in the middle of intercourse grab her by the hair (preferably a ponytail) and whisper "i have aids" in her ear. As she attempts to scream and flee the male must ride her like a cowboy rides a bull, shouting and screaming "Yehaw!" for as long as possible, until the female either escapes or is knocked unconscious.

Hey guys lets go find a group of ladies and pull of some rodeo cowboys tonight

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cat rodeo

a shopping mall.

Hey, Seth! Billy Ray wants to go to the Cat Rodeo again. Shall we lamp the cunt?

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down rodeo

It's the rodeo, but when ur girl tries to run away u kick her ass down the stairs.

I gave that nasty ho the down rodeo

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albama rodeo

3 brothers, 3 sisters whichever guy last the longest will get to fuck all 3

yesterday i won my family albama rodeo and got to fuck all 3 of my sisters!

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Indian Rodeo

The act of two guys jerking each other off while also tugging on each others ponytails.

Chris and Stephen love to grow out their hair so they can perform an Indian Rodeo.

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Goth Rodeo

To use a corset piercing like reins when administering doggy-style intercourse.

"Dude, I saw you chatting up that girl with the piercing down her back at the Bostones show. You hit that?"

"HELLZ YES! I gave her a goth rodeo. lol, right?"

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