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A being of higher power created entirely from salad. The creation of this being caused the destruction and famine of Ethiopia.
Salad God is an awful character please kill him
A sexual special order; not ever found on the menu. Consists of the original 69-position where both are served licking of the assholes.
DINING HERE IS RESERVATIONS FOR TWO ONLY.
A Trademark and Tradition of
Rusty & MalibuTarbie
"Hey what are y'all doing for lunch?"
"MalibuTarbie and I are at the strip club, just ordered The 69 Salad."
*That shit sounds delicious. ... hopefully the service ain't crap. Last time I got served a bunch of BULL SHIT!"
Generously coating your lover with a thick coat of marshmallows, mayonnaise, and clementine oranges and vigorously riding them like a polar bear all the way to Duluth.
Dustin asked his girlfriend for a Minnesota Salad and had mayonaise stuck in his ear for a week.
An act where marijuana is placed in a girls butthole and the partner lights the marijuana and smokes it through the girls vagina.
The boy enjoyed a Colombian salad from his girlfriend.
I prefer a honeymoon salad because its simple. It's lettuce alone.
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While a girl is giving you The Blumpkin (Taking a shit on the can while receiving a blow job), your stomach becomes sour and end up vomiting all over her hair. This can be caused by excess drinking (blumpkin salad w/ italian dressing), or food poisoning (blumpkin salad w/ bleu cheese).
Jake: Dude, I gave Krista a Blumpkin Salad last night with tons of dressing.
Matt: No way, what kind of dressing?
Jake: She had the bleu cheese, we went to a chinese buffet.
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A date with a new person, that is more casual than dinner, but more formal than coffee.
"We just got back from a salad date."
Can be heard on the show Scream Queens.
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