Satan's Mailbox

Writing a self-addressed stamped erotic letter, then placing it in a woman's vagina and lighting it on fire. Afterwards you put the fire out with your jizz.

Yo I gave that ho a Satan's mailbox. Pussy's still burnt foo

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Satan Death

Describes highly potent narcotics.

I copped a teener of some Satan Death meth.

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secret satan

Derived from the Christmas tradition, "Secret Santa", modified for Halloween. Participants all put their names into a hat and then randomly choose a name. Each participant then creates a costume (either the idea or the full costume) for the person whose name they chose.

Melissa was forced to dress as a giant vagina because that is what her Secret Satan told her to wear.

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Satanic Dump

Taking a massive dump on someones chest then lighting it on fire. You then savour the delicious smell and then begin to run your genitalia in it.

CAUTION: CONTENTS MAY BE HOT!!

Ryan Bosch of Lee, NH burned his penis skin off by giving his friend Jay Garrity a Satanic Dump.

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Spawn Of Satan

Especially annoying animals or children.

Babysitter 1 (to Babysitter 2):Oh GOD! The Spawn of Satan has arrived an hour early!!

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Satanic Bible

Written by Anton LaVey; philosophy book of the Church of Satan.

I follow the Satanic Bible.

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Spawn of Satan

A really annoying kid, person, or one's mother-in-law.

Adam: Hey John, who're you talking to?
John: the spawn of Satan
Adam: Ah, your mother-in-law.

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