To ration (something) on a biased or false logic.
“Don’t mis-serve your own needs.”
A well-known word commonly used by the international volleyball community to "explain" an underwhelming serve, where the volleyball lacks the power to pass over the net, or in some cases, goes out of bounds in front of the net.
The origin of the term; Soft-serve-Marte is currently unknown, although speculation suggest it might originate from a volleyball player from Norway, named Marte.
Q: "I can't understand why I can't serve the ball over the net"
A: "Oh, Soft-serve-Marte got you down?"
or
"You seem to have an unfortunate case of Soft-serve-Marte today.."
Sante Fe soft serve: shit semi-soft Mexican food consisting of mainly corn and translucent lettuce into a waffle cone and preferably feed to low brow hookers
Then she wanted dessert. So I gave that thot a Sante Fe soft serve.
When someone or something looks good or fierce, aka serving a feast for your eyes.
"Wow, that outfit is such a serve!"
"OMG, that house is such a serve."
"She's serving cunt."
When somebody talks about serving this or that often, they're usually a whining fuckin pussy who hates that they're bullshit.
The girl would whine about how she had to serve at her job, meanwhile there were many people who never once claimed anybody made them feel sub serviant at their jobs, though they also did any work they did to the best of their ability. The girl wanted to make any talk about her work about her, like most things in her life.
To serve is to get jiggy with it.
hey quandale look at jesse serve.