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Someone incredibly sexy and hot or someone called Nicholas marques
That guy is such a sexy beast is his name Nicholas
1. For sluts who you don't trust with a real dick pic
2. A picture that exposes a small area of the private parts to illicit further interest without complete compromise
Dude she's so fucking sketchy, the only thing she's getting from me on snapchat is a sexy partial.
Omg, I got so wet thinking about what his dick looks like after he sent me a sexy partial.
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An extremely attractive person.
That girl Mars from bowlofqueerios is one sexy beast!
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The greatest webcomic ever created. The author, known only as Hard, creates characters with abnormal mental or physical issues, such as necrophilism, the inability to get a date with a porn star, or being unable to suppress auto-erotic urges.
Luis: Ha-ha! I love Sexy Losers!
Davo: Yeah, Hard is the best! Ha-ha!
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To be so sexy that ones sexiness causes ruckus, rioting and unadulterated belligerentness do to the tremendous level of sexiness. Derrived from Jim Lahey's discription of sexy Julian on a stake out mission.
Jim Lahey: " The suspect was acting suspicious, as if he had something to hide, and is also guilty of being belligerent sexy, over and out Randy."
Randy : " Got it Mr. Lahey, over and out."
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You take a woman from behind (see doggy style) while she makes out with another woman (Spiderman style), who is lying on her back with her legs pointing away from you. You then lean forward while still thrusting and perform oral sex on the second woman. This requires a very long, inhuman torso. But I can do it.
Woman 1: Oh baby, take me from behind, I beg you!
Man: Okay
Woman 2: Sounds good, I'll just make out with woman 1, Spiderman style! Thwbbt
Man: Good thing I have this inhumanly long torso, because now i can pleasure woman 2 like a sexy scorpion, by performing the (sexy) Skorpion
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That beautiful day of the week where no matter how tired you maybe from your boring life MUST involve the sexiest sex of the week. if your single (or married long term and you will not be getting lucky form your significant other) its the day of the week you splurge on a cheep spanish hooker or get aquatinted with your right hand and have a red tube marathon with your favorite lotion and several red bulls *optional yet encouraged*
"Dude, It's Sexy Saturday!....Shit, where am i gonna find a cheep spanish hooker"
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