Shaved Cat

shaved cats are the lamest things ever. they are those wannabe skaters that are between the ages of 8 and 16. they usually have shaved heads and are short but not always. they always act really cocky even though they're losers/posers
Its often used as an insult when someone is being lame and too normal

*guys with buzz cuts on skateboards skate by*
Sophie: Oh god, its the shaved cats. I hope they choke on their hairballs

Joon: "He has a flathead. Therefore I hate him"
Julian: "ok?"
Joon: "Go die you shaved cat"

Bryan: "I'm so much cooler than you fat Asians"
Samantha: "No one likes you you're just some lame shaved cat"

Cole: "Psh I'm so much cooler than you, Joon"
Jeremy: "Go fuck yourself you shaved cat"

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I shaved my balls for this?

A term used to express disdain for any unfortunate incident, especially after too much hype or excessive promotion.

After losing $200.00 at the black jack table Eugene proclaimed "I shaved my balls for this?"

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Go shave your llama

Go fix your problems/ fuck off

Go shave your llama dude, you're seriously causing problems around here

shit, shave, shower and shine

Originating in the U.S. Army of WWII, this is the shorthand slogan to describe the hygiene preparation an enlisted soldier must do to ready himself for a military inspection by superiors.

"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.

Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".

Soldier 1: "We've got an inspection later today from the brass."

Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."

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You Shave It I Eat It

a pickup line used to chirp/yell at girls that will instantly make them extremely horny.

Yo ladies, you shave it I eat it.

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Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back

When ordering from In N Out Burger you may ask for a " Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back " , and receive a special ordered cheeseburger with fries on it. Asking for this animal style will also make it animal style, and asking for a " Double Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back " it will be a Double-Double cooked to these standards.

May I have a Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back please?

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shaved my legs for nothing

Didn't get any sex - used by women whose men didn't put out.

Jen: "Jim and I had a fight last night."
Sue: "Yeah?"
Jen: "Yeah. So I shaved my legs for nothing."

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