between the sheets

booty-bangin' fun for the whole family

man, jeff looks tired. i bet he spent last night bewtween the sheets.

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Wrinkled Sheets

1. n - The breast of an elderly woman.

2. n - The old dusty cunt of an elderly woman.

3. n - The big floppy monstrosity some nasty stretched out bitch calls her pussy.

4. v - To fuck someone so hard that they grip the sheets and cause the the permanent press to not be so permanent.

1. "And then... she let her wrinkled sheets fall from her chest. There was no escaping the horror then."

2. "Those lips... I parted those wrinkled sheets and stuck my tongue in."

3. Bill: Hey Ted, did you smash Mandy, yet?
Ted: I was going to, but then I saw her wrinkled sheet and didn't want anything to with her.
Bill: I can fit my foot in there....

4. Nigga: Bitch, get dat ass ready. I gon wrinkle yo sheets!
Bitch: Oh hell yeah, daddy. Do me like yo name Shaggy!

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Meat Sheets

Condoms, aka: Jimmy Hats, Johnnies, rubbers

I need to go get meat sheets so I don't catch cock rot from your mother

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sheet biter

n. Another word for a homosexual male. Since the experience can be painful at first, the man being entered may bite the sheets.
Often used in a derogatory manner.

Did you know that he's a sheet biter?

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dirt sheet

list of people that you have dirt on

j-dog: yo man I got the dirt sheet ready

big dizzle: cool man now lets expose some cheerleaders

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cliterous sheets

Slang used by a random douchebag

Dustin is a cliterous sheets

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sheet clutching

A phrase used to portray the angst resulting from street cocaine use. Can also be used to describe the actual act of insufflating street cocaine. It represents the anxious feeling of having the compulsion to clutch your sheets in bed unable to sleep or relax.

As a verb: Guys, I'm not going to the birthday party; I'm sheet clutching tonight.

As an adjective: Man, that llello last night was gangster sheet clutchy.

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