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Eating out a girl who is drunk, but you on the other hand, are not.
“He gave her a sober chomp on New Year’s Eve”
Only drinking your friends alcohol to save money.
I'm low on cash so I must hit my buddies house up so I can stay indiana sober
A self-command, while still drunk in the morning, at work.
Jim: I am sick.
Billy: You aren't sick, you're still drunk. Think sober.
When you’re goofy enough to count how many A&A talks you have on YouTube. And pretend you don’t think you’re better and smarter than everyone else but you really still tug old men for gabbys
I have have six talks online, I’m super sober
Sober-rit-it-T
The drunken miss heard words of sober week so instead of two words you get one, soberity.
Matt - “Sorry I can’t drink I’m on a sober week.”
Sadie - “Soberity doesn’t mean you can’t drink!”
Matt-“What?”
When a kid just reeks of being sober. Just has no alcohol in his system.
When a kid just reeks of being sober. Just has no alcohol in his system.