eleon-speak

A fast-spoken, techno-filled stream of conscious string of spoken thought that is almost impossible to follow, even by the most fluent -- but ultimately is correct. If the listener can understand what is being said, they could almost definitely have the answer to life, the universe and everything(tm), but most folks simply nod their head and allow their eyes to glaze over.

"Oh -- you start at 1, so we should go with 8, but that does not mean 16 is correct next, and we should look into a better equation to not need the 4 or 8 step. We should also check out an index on the call of the data from the system to speed it all up."

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cleav speak

The deep vocal tone produced by putting one's face between a pair of relatively large breasts and talking.

"I was motorboating my girl last night and tried to talk dirty, but it came out in cleav speak. Totally killed the vibe."

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leet speak

leet speak or 1337 5p34|< was originally used by hackers as a way to send messages, now is used by hardcore gamers to insult. leet or 1337 is derived from the word elite meaning simply the best.

|)1|) _|00 533 /\/\3 |>\/\//\/><0|2
|)47 /\/008?
translation: did you see me own that noob?

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Lez-speak

(Noun) language system used by lesbians to communicate their sexual desires cryptically in a public settings.

Girl1: I like your shoes.

Girl2: Well I like your panties.

Girl1: But you can't see my panties because I'm wearing a dress.

Girl2: Well maybe you could show them to me sometime soon.

Girl1: I'm certain this is lez-speak so I'm going to tell you this for the very last time. Stop hitting on me. I'm not a lesbian.

Gilr2: Why ya always gotta play hard to get?

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e-speak

To communicate with someone via instant message. (See e-spoke)

I will e-speak with the vendors about this in the AM.

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aim speak

The term used to describe the online language faggots who are too lazy to type out the entire word use.

Aim Speak:
"OMG Liek I can't w8 2 c u!"
"LOL wtf wuz dat?!"

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Team Speak

A form of software used by artard's when role playing online, examples of games can be the soul destroying World of Warcraft.

The average user is normally in their 20's, still living at home, no girlfriend and probably a little fat. Hence being an Artard.

This was made famous by a youtube video of one such Artard playing World of Warcraft then shouting "Leroy Jenkins!!!" and also made well know on an episode of South Park

I will be playing World of Warcraft tonight whilst using Team Speak to speak to my fellow Artards.

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