Speeding Balls

When you are overly anxious to do work and/or party due to the use of mass quantities of amphetamines.

"I just took an adderall and I am speeding balls right now"

"Dude all those line have got me speeding balls"

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speed bag

A clitoris that has excessive sag often resembling a boxing speed bag.

I finally pulled off Mary's panties only to discover she has a gigantic speed bag. I proceeded to get my boxing workout done while simultaneously pleasuring her.

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speed knot

A fast punch to anywhere on the head but the face that leaves a bump, or knot..

Get out my set sun, or youse gon git a speed knot!

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Speed boat

Its the male version of motor boat. Its when a girls motor boats your balls.

Dude Hillary speed boated me last night. Whats a speed boat? Its the new motor boat!

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speed waddle

Occurs when an obese individual attempts to cover ground quikly on foot.

Phil- "Hey man, if we hurry we could get to the front of the McDonalds' line before it opens!"

Darby- "I dont think so. It looks like Percy tried to Speed Waddle in first."

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speed of GAY

speed of GAY is faster than light

i walk ar speed of GAY

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speed-pap

To fuck in a quick and superficial manner. It's where the fuckin' is continuously fast, as if to get it over with.

"I have to speed-pap the bitches when we're in the back of my truck, or else we may get caught."

"When I'm not speed-papping bitches in the back of my truck, I'm enjoying a nice refreshing drink by the ocean."

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