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Stock-Hawk

Someone who obsessively watches over their stocks like a minute-trader

Josh: Hey did you see BTC just rose 0.00000023% omg it’s about to bubble
Ashley: *on the phone* yeah I don’t think we’ll have a second date, he’s a stock-hawk and won’t shut up.

by SandalSun April 4, 2021


Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking

The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz

The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.

by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021


Stocking the fridge

Term for when you are secretly having a circle jerk with a buddy but don’t want anyone to know

We went up to the party sweet and were stocking the fridge

by Dirt Cdn Yank April 11, 2019


pussy stocks

Level of attractiveness to a female partner, usually influenced by a flashy item or clothing. This may also be used in a sarcastic way to signify how unattractive a mate may be based on their out of touch style or haggard belongings.

“Damn Zach got himself a 1987 Ford Tempo, pussy stocks goin up!”

by Jesusinthetoilet May 21, 2023


Perfect stocking filler

A perfect stocking filler meaning? - Handmade scrunchies created at Social Scrunchies ( available @ Etsy ASOS MP and depop btw….) . Packaged in a wee organza gift bag to be perfectly placed in a stocking 👀👌

I know where to get a perfect stocking filler… from Social Scrunchies

by Social Scrunchies November 16, 2021


mr stock

A man who is the recincarnation of God and who teaches cross countey

Christan: Let's go pray to God
Atheist: Don't you mean Mr Stock
Christan: Oh yeah duh
*Handshake*

by Lolxdfunnt October 24, 2019


Stock VSCO Thot

The one person in your class who won’t shut up and mind their own business...

Yo, Demi is such a Stock VSCO Thot, I fucking hate it

by That_Lil_Sleeze April 15, 2020