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The moist, fat undercarriage of a saggy old woman that slaps against itself during any form of movement
I love eating ham and mustard out of a slappy taint.
The flappy, webby piece of skin connecting the base of the thumb to the rest if the hand.
Thank God for my thumb taint. It keeps my thumb from hanging down and flapping onto my wrist.
To be unexpectedly surprised, even horrified; to transition quickly from pleasure to disgust.
Jody jumped the taint when she discovered her boyfriend was really her cousin.
The ditch-like trough between the columella of the nose and the middle of the upper lip. Anatomically known as the philtrum.
Johnny's mustache will not grow in his lip taint.
A taint jockey is a person who is annoying you,a person that is a suck up, or just a person acting like a deusche bag.
He's always Brown nosing. He's such a taint jockey
when the taint has so much curly pubic hair it looks like an afro, commonly seen on African American males.
Bro did you see Jared butt-naked at the party last night? He has a massive cock!
All I could see was that Colin Kaepernick lookin twiddly taint, that man needs a shave!
When you drop a turd that’s so hard, so long and so girthy you feel like your taint is being slowly split in half as the behemoth passes.
From the moans coming from the stall next to mine, I’m pretty that guy was forcing out a taint splitter.
Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?
I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.