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Aaronism is the most holy of all religions. If thou practices any other form of religion, thou ist doing it wrong. In order to worship Aaron, one must believe in the sexy, amazing, and godly powers of the most gorgeous beast of a man(god) that is Aaron. One must get down and pray every day to Aaron. Sacrifice is always welcome and, in fact, recommended. Gifts of 1% milk and sharp cheddar cheese are the propr custom if one wishes to build a shrine. Conversion to Aaronism requires one to pay a fee of $1000000. You'd better believe it's worth it!
Worshiper 1: "Oh no! I forgot to pray yesterday for the righteous powers of Aaronism!!!"
Worshiper 2: "For shame!! 1000 lashes for you, FOOL!!"
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To unwillfully destroy by use of excessive force.
My pliers were aaronized by my buddy when he used them trying to fix his car.
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Ignoring text messages and allowing them to show up as read first.
Aaroning:
Ashley: Hey
Ashley: what's up
*Read at 3:45*
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A German Nazi Douche face who thinks hamsters are called werbals, he is so retarded that he thinks it is OK to rape babies while they sleep. If you see an Aaron playing chess, i suggest watching, because it will be the most exciteing chess game you will ever watch in your entire life!
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a horable TERRIBLE person. he acts like a man hoe. he justs uses girls to get stuff out of them. never trust a guy named aaron with red hair. terrible horrable person.
Wow, that certain guy just used that certain girl He is such an Aaron!
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A word meaning stupid, gay, homo, ugly, somebody who needs a life, or unsure gender.
That kid looks so Aaron today.
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an arron or hairless foot hobbit is a small creature who dwells in the forests lining bike trails and other remote walkways in kenosha wisconsin. most commonly known for their annoying, off putting personality this hobbit-esk animal loves to piss off its peers and push itself farther and farther into isolation. once you come in contact with an aaron legend says that it will slowly drive you to your breaking point. you can usually spot an aaron by their short physique and over all hilariousness.
im telling you i saw an aaron on the bike trail!!
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