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Mormon Island, CA
A once thriving 1800's Gold Rush town located on the road to the Sierras that was covered up when Folsom Dam was completed in 1955. Nearly EVERY YEAR during the winter months the lake is low enough to see the remains of foundations, roads and other artifacts.
In recent times, the area has been sensationalized in the media as being a great tourist attraction. This media attention has resulted in the pilgrimage of overweight, greasy, ignorant, typical american bozos from the surrounding area to the lake bed. These scumbags drive their SUVs into the park by 100's, leaving McDonald's bags and soda cups in their wake.
"I got us all Big Macs and Soda from McDonald's! Now get in the Excursion we're going to Mormon Island!"
Also known as the Poor Man’s Hawaii, Santa Catalina Island is a small Desert Island just off the coast of Long Beach. The history of the island spans hundreds of years, yet the history is rather unnoticeable. The island is somewhat popular to celebrities, including Marilyn Monroe, Christopher Walken, and various social media stars. The island holds the annual Catalina Wine Mixer every year completely thanks to the movie Step Brothers.
There is no exports of Catalina Island besides tourism, which it receives millions of people year round. Currently, the island is in a severe drought.
“I was at Catalina Island for the Catalina Wine Mixer bro, it was radical!”
“Christopher Walken and Natalie Wood were here before she died!”
An Alaskan island in the great Frazer Lake that is home to many grizzly bears with uncommonly large chodes.
Chodiak Island, Home of the Chodiak Bears
Twisted tea and a shitty vodka
Broke as fuck drinking wrong islands
Alternative name for Hawaiian shirts.
I have to find my collection of island camouflage and fanny pack for my cruise.
n. A bowel movement so sizable that the top of the crap pile breaks the water’s surface in the toilet bowl.
Hey ma! You’re gonna have to plunge the hallway crapper, I just stopped it up with a massive crater island!
A Gorillaz song of the same name referring to the UK and the influence of Brexit, political promises and hard-line 'breakers' forming the cult of the said island.
UK mate. No fruit, vegetables or fresh salad on the shelf. Lovin' the taste of Cracker Island.