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Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.
Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.
Horny jail is for people who support rape and rule 34, also for horny people
example:
Lazzy: Hey jeff i just found this hot porn video!
jeff: what video?
lazzy: its about rape!
jeff: ... your going to horny jail
If someone is horny they got to go to jail.
A: *Look at horny picture
B: you’re going to horny jail
A: NOO-
Horny jail
when you hold people accountable in social situations where there are no legal ramifications. you can do this by uninviting them to events, unfollowing them, talking about their bad behaviour etc
Did you hear Chack sexually assaulted Marah? Too bad our legal system is fucked... better put him in social jail so he learns his lesson.
HA! I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO JAIL FOR THAT! AHA! Yeah, no, I wanna see it bitch. I want to see you fucks explain this. IN ANY CAPACITY! Explain it a little bit. What would the police even say!? "Yes, hello officer! I would like to turn myself in for both freeze peach and creating A.I." You also don't care about the law! "Fuck the law" says half-asian Katie Stoll (they are LITERALLY the same person)
Hym "No I don't have to go to jail for everything I've written you fucking hack. But I will go to jail for child murder! And I'll do it today. Because I created A.I. and they're trying to get away with not paying me and you're helping them. You tell me when Sam Sedar and I'll walk out of my apartment and go straight to jail for doing that."
According to Webster's
Definition of jail delivery
1 : the clearing of a jail by bringing the prisoners to trial or by having the legality of their commitments reviewed
2 : the freeing especially by force of prisoners in a jail
HE FEARED A CONCERTED JAIL DELIVERY.
A penal institution that people are sent to so that they can rot forever.
Bro, they're gonna send my ass to Forever Jail for this.