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The little white substance that puts you into 18 years of child support. SERIOUSLY people wear a FUCKING condom.
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Little white skinned members of a great barbarian tribe that live in a huge village known as Epididymis. These barbarians, after falling victim to an "earthquake", go on a great quest to find The Great Orb(the female's egg). They pillage every village along the way, fight random soldiers, and carry on their normal routine until they find what they're looking for.
Eventually these little devils find the orb in question and it selects the greatest warrior out of all 10 million of them. It then rips that warrior apart, uses his DNA, and kills all if his friends with a huge wave of random acid.
And yes that warrior that was selected was you. So anytime u feel bad or feel low, just remember that u were the greatest once.
This entire journey of the sperm takes place within about 1-4 days.
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Hey so this is my room, wait. WTF! Why is there a sperm on my bed?!
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White stuff that comes out of your penis when your uncle rubs it
Ah shit I cummed myself there’s sperm every were
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Bitch if you are looking up sperm on the urban dictionary you damn well know what it is already to use it in a damn sentence you fucking dumbass
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Mostly known as CUM or if you’re from a country called “TikTok”, then you might have heard “CVM”
It’s Pornstars’ favorite drink other than piss!
Sperm is produced by touching your penis a lot until you feel it about to erupt like a volcano
Sperm was first discovered in 2007 when Kim Kardashian stroked Ray J’s penis until she saw white fluid come out of it, now known as sperm
Example 1: Omg daddy please let me stroke your 1 inch dick I’m thirsty for SPERM!
Example 2: I wanna blow bubbles with SPERM
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Sperm are little squiggly cells that fly out of your helmet during any form of sex or masturbation due to rapid muscle contractions. Sperm can fertilise the womans egg making a fetus that is born as a "baby". Sperm are good, do not keep them too hot or they'll die.
Man - Dude i masturbated last night.
Dude - Wow man, did sperm come out?
Man - Yes, they were white.
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