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(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”
When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.
Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...
exercising your mind. mind blown.
Bending your mind: Trevor has been bending his mind instead of doing his homework.
The brand new macbook from apple costs £1450 and it bend jack cardus also ticks Qs and pays it 5 months later in 5 pence coins
Yo my slime u got macbook bend g
The modification of electronic toys and synthesizers to make glitches and unique sounds using potentiometers, body contacts and switches
Me: How did Reed Ghazala actually come up with circuit bending?
Robbie: I don’t know, but I heard he used the term in the late 1990s.
Me: Yeah. I would like to try it out sometimes.
Robbie: I know what’s a great thing to circuit bend. A Casio SK-1 or other vintage Casio keyboard.
Me: Or even a Speak and Spell learning toy. It can also do great but strange sounds and glitches.
A type of guitar bend with low documentation used and mostly known by David Gilmour fan boys
10 year guitarist: *plays 400 bpm monster solo*
1 year guitarist: Ok, but can you Rake Bend?
10 year guitarist: I have no idea what that is
1 year guitarist:* Rake Bends* Get learnt
A way to express mild to extreme confusion (or offense) at someone else's words. Identical usage to excuse me. First coined by a DJ.
Wow, that is one great booty!
Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee ?
Globefohufoijsm.
Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee?