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Hard Boiled Eggs

When someone gargles liquid in their mouth while a man dips his balls into the liquid.

Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.

by Do close the door March 16, 2022


bubbles were boiled

When you "rustle someones jimmies".

Frank had sexual intercourse with Robs sister. Robs bubbles were boiled.

by Jimmierustler October 2, 2013


Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket

A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.

Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.

Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"

by Kbaezmaster1 March 21, 2021


boiling pot

A woman or man of mixed races or ethnicities that makes them uniquely attractive.

Dude who is she?!
Oh her? She’s half Italian and half African American.
Oh. She’s a boiling pot, I got you.

by RHL7 June 13, 2021

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boiled sweets

Hard candies.

Loyd: And I have the duke of Welingham complaining that the duke of Bleichester is sucking boiled sweets through his speeches.

by Anarchy potato May 16, 2014