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Hank Patterson

Self proclaimed fly fishing expert and guide! Teaches at YouTube University. Typically found with a beer in hand.

So I was down at the creek that's 10 miles north of the big rock, and I hear someone yell out "HAMBONE!" That's how I knew that Hank Patterson hooked into a fish.

by Soapp August 09, 2018


Hank Hill syndrome

Hank Hill syndrome is a medical condition characterized by having a narrow urethra. A male with Hank Hill syndrome will often require additional time to urinate, and will have a majorly reduced chance of impregnation via sexual intercourse.

"Everyone was shocked when my mother became pregnant with me. Many people thought she must have cheated. Because my father has Hank Hill syndrome, he has a narrow urethra."

by moobm'n May 27, 2023


Hank Huckerdoo

A short-tempered guy from SML who gets mad over his kids not doing perfect in vocal lessons

Hank Huckerdoo is short-tempered

by SMLfan237 May 19, 2024


Hank

Noun. When she is being a ho and a skank. She is being a Hank.

Hank derives its meaning from the combination of the word ho which means n. A prostitute and the word skank which means n. A sleazy or unpleasant person

Me: Please don't invite Regina to the party.

Friend: why shouldn't I invite her?
Me: because she is a total Hank

Her Dad's name is Hank and so is she.

by Bee Rye N Mirrors February 17, 2021


Hank

They have the largest penis and are God reincarnated

Wow Hank is so cool

by Not tax fraud April 27, 2022


Hank

(n.) an unathletic or otherwise incompetent person. Not named after anyone in particular, the word originated near Greensboro, NC, in the mid-2000s.

We wanted to use the sand court to play footvolley, but it was taken by a bunch of hanks using their hands.

Why did you think it was a good idea to bring this guy to our weekly game? He is a massive hank.

by GreenfieldQuarles August 07, 2018


Hank

Hank is a really cute guy with sexy eyes and beautiful spiral curls that people pay alot of money to have curls like his @his smile is perfect he is polite and very attractive all the lady's want to have him but he's loyal honest very respectful and loves his family and friends and a very firm believer in God .

Hey do you want to go with Hank and I to church?
Yes I do can my mom come with us?

by Faithfullover89babie November 04, 2023