Mega Jammed

an add on to jammed. an accent to jammed. "MEGA Jammed"
emphasis needs to be used on "MEGA" for effect if necessary.

1. To be screwed over
2. to screwed over somebody
3. a state of being
4. an expression

1. "I just got (MEGA) jammed by Meghan"
2. "I just (MEGA) jammed that dude"
3. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed right now"

also feel free to add in the "F" word where is fits.

A. "I just got so fucking (MEGA) jammed by Meghan" (fucking bitch)
B. "I just (MEGA) fucking jammed that dude"
C. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed. right fucking now"

An Expression: a friend sees another friend hurt himself. example, he walks into a sliding glass door, and the other friend in a deep booming voice says "MEGA JAMMED" coupled with weird facial expressions.

Tam Jam

The act of participating in intercourse while a female still has a tampon inside her. Multiple acts of reverse power doggy, and the nitrogen power bomb force the tampon up into the cervix, requiring a trip to the hospital.

Commonly referred to as a "tampon jam" but this is the abbreviated version made popular circa 2007

Tim sure did tam jam that bitch last night. I heard the x-rays couldn't even find the tampax.

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bum jam

the traces of blood left on the toilet roll after taking a J. Crump. Usually indcative of piles.

that turd felt like it came out sideways- there was bum jam all over the bog roll

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Jam rag

Female menstrual product

PG is a dirty jam rag

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pearl jam

slang for human male testicular ejaculation

i love your wifes buns,especially when she lets me spread my pearl jam all over them.

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Jamming Out

To take a complimentary grape jelly packet and use it as lube.

At breakfast last week Thomas stuffed his pockets full of the complimentary grape jelly packets knowing he was out at home, and his lover Kimberly had spent the whole morning in anticipation of some passionate Jamming Out time.

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Jams

Jams: the welsh name for james, tend to be sheep lovers with loud personalities and a unsatiable attraction to men. Often found in bars and clubs chatting up women, very sociable with a fondness for alcohol they also tend to be exhibitionists and don't miss a chance to take off their clothes. Jams' make very good, loyal friends who are always there when you need them. Always up for a laugh they're the best kind of guy to play dares with.

Jams do you know that girls name?
Jams do you know that guys name?
Jams i dare you to jump into that river naked!

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