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skunk buddy

When a homeless guy has a friend he rolls with and they both stink

Skunk buddy's board the bus........passenger 1:damn you guys stink...... Passenger 2:vomits....... Passenger 3 : fucking hell smells like a rat done a shit.......passenger 4 leaves bus heaving..... Skunk buddy 1 says:good we have the whole bus to ourself let's sleep

by my phrases are all real January 22, 2014


What the skunk?!

1. What you say when you're just really really gosh darn mad!
2. WHat you say when you lose your marbles!

Aiden: My mom took my hecking PS5! What the skunk?!
Markus: That butthead better give it back to you if she knows what the skunk is good for her!
Garrett: What the SKUNK, Markus?! Don't disrespect women!

by whattheskunkman May 28, 2022


bed skunk

After a night of raucous, dirty sex, the bed stinks the next day like a skunk had been in there.

After five days of sex and orgies at a swingers slub, the smell of bed skunk was terrible.

by Tcwilly June 8, 2020


gunk skunk

When a girl loves the cummies

Vanessa is a gunk skunk

by BungaPen October 6, 2020


skunk fingers

To have ones fingers drenched in foul vaginal fluid

Hey mike, I got skunk fingers from that ten cent hooker over there

by T Dye February 19, 2018


Barefoot Skunk

barefoot skunk is a phrase so offense and obscure that legally we cannot reveal its meaning.

-“Hey AJ I was kidding about telling my mom about barefoot skunk
-“Are you sure, it seemed pretty real to me
-“No I am serious, I did not. You got pranked”

by barefootskunk42069 December 14, 2019


Skunk nuggets

Used to replace any bad word. It means whatever mom wants it to mean.

Skunk nuggets, I forgot my purse at home.

You Skunk nugget

by Prettykat79 May 20, 2017