someone sexually desirable but nutty.
sarah silverman is a squirrel blanket.
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When one takes a major shat and left over shit crumbs gets stuck in the ass hair
I dont want to pull my pants up because i dont want to get shit from my wet squirrel to get stuck to my underwear
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A small loud obnoxious weasel-like crack smoker who has excuses for everything. Often keeps a messy van and can be seen in the Hopkins Area late at night chasing minor crack deals.
Fucking eh that Tabor is a real CRACK SQUIRRELL
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A young female looking for enjoyment of a male's secrection of seminal fluids.
The baby squirrel was looking for a nut.
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the skin that fold between the front of your armpit and your chest
Jen stayed out in the sun too long and burnt her squirrel pussy
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A 2 legged female that scavenges for nut and often displays moral inconsistencies.
You are a one-hundred percent, grade-A dirt squirrel.
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the act in which a person goes through a drive through with the car in reverse so that the passenger side of the vehicle must order and receive the food
You might receive really odd looks, or in some cases, the fast food worker won't notice the difference. The key to urban squirreling is to keep a straight face.
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