squirrell

1. Hitting some one in the testicles without them expecting it.

It ussually goes like this "Hey steve, guess what I saw in a tree the other day...squirrell(as you proceed to hit them in the balls).

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squirrell

Nickname for someone who is attending CTY Lancaster for the first time. (At Carslile they call them sperms. I prefer squirrell)

Hey look, there's a squirrell!

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squirrell

This girl i fucked back in the day. She had teeth like a squirrell so thats what we call her now.

Dude, I fucked squirrell last night. How about you?

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Squirreled

When you think you have Julian Edelman covered tight and the little guy still catches the damn ball!!!

Julian Edelman squirreled us again on 3rd down !!!

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Squirrelling it

To have your plans foiled by an inadvertent action you made.

As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.

Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"

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Squirrelled

To be easily distracted by something - to be squirrelled.

I was talking to my friend when I was squirrelled by a conversation on the table behind us.

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Squirrel

Becoming distracted from your original conversation by something more interesting or attractive.

Mary tended to squirrel from our conversation when a hot man walked by the table.

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