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The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
On June 21, your friends, parents, or guardians buy you what ever you want from Starbucks.
Parents buy you Starbucks because it’s National Starbucks day
An activity performed by basic white bitches and hipsters because they have the mental capacity of an Indian tech support worker. You'll often see these people with MacBooks and iPhones typing up scripts probably to try to flex their damaged idea of what a normal functioning human being does on a day to day basis. These people also can't resist to order the most complicated drink they can think of so they sound more intelligent than everyone else.
Gracie: OMG I'm soooo parched, I'm gonna go to Starbucks and order a Grande triple unicorn appletini with divine cream sauce!!
I GOT TO KNOW MOON LIGHT FEELS RIGHT
Planned kinds of VULGAR SEX but it feels good.
If you GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY then just POUR YOUR HEART INTO IT BY BUCK STARBUCK MAP.
BUCK STARBUCK DOOR and I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK AND I WILL SUCK YOUR ASS.
It is when two songs in a particular order are played by STARBUCK where following is behavior beyond their slogan " POUR YOUR HEART INTO IT" and spend a BUCK.
So the songs " I GOT TO KNOW and MOONLIGHT, FEELS RIGHT played and he got to " GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY and gueerboy SUCK HIS ASSHOLE LOG and that is when you know you just began to BUCK STARBUCKS
The only food more bland than unseasoned white rice
Bro, have you tried the new Starbucks sandwich? It’s so much better than Tim Hortons because it costs double the price and tastes like nothing!
starbucks foam award goes to ms barrnet because she just loves drinking cups of them every day
dang starbucks foam that must be ms barnet