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The minecraft sword is when you use viagra to grow your penis extremely long and fuck your girlfriend till she bleeds and when someone asks what happened you say "i gave my girlfriend the minecraft sword"
"Hey baby"
"Hi darling want to get the minecraft sword tonight?"
"Sure thing baby!"
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When 2 gay guys use their dicks as swords and fight
Zachary and Jordan were having a sword fight
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When two males engage in unorthadox fucking by rubbing their dicks together.
Were you and Ryan engaged in sexual intercourse before his death?
Do you mean were we crossing swords?!
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God, this party is a huge sword fight. Where are the wenches?
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Standing For Best Friend Sword, Purchasing this item makes you best friends.
Ex, Oh Shit i got enough for a B.F Sword, Wanna be besties?
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The really poor excuse for an erection that all men will almost invariably try to put into effect after an overly beery night out (or in if you're a loser).
Usually ends up exposed and marker penned by so-called mates when you finally pass out and lack the capacity or care to put it away.
Tom had throughly shit sex as he had a drunken jelly sword and could not achieve decent penetration.
"I couldn't have a wank as I had a jelly sword"
Sally laughed at Gareth's tiny jelly sword.
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When a pedofile priest is in confession with a favourite altar boy, he masturbates until he's ready to launch his load, busts through the lattice seperation and proceeds to douse the boy with his holy water.
Timmy sat in his confessional, pouring out his sins when suddenly Father Mike burst into his booth and cleansed Timmy's soul with his Heavenly Sword.
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