A: "Look at this huge joint I just rolled!"
B: "Not tea bag!!"
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When the tea is about to spill!
Its time for Tea time, so did you hear about that girl-
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A drinking party game in which the host fills up a standard tea kettle with his or her choice of liquor. Holding the tea kettle gives you the power to force anyone to get on their knees and drink a shot from the tea kettle. Holding the tea kettle in a sexual suggestive pose is preferred, but not mandatory.
Also called "kettling" by people in a hurry.
Balthazar: Tea kettle! Get on your knees!
Agnes: My goodness! I'm totally getting tea kettled!
Laszlo: Hey everybody, Bathlazar is tea kettling Agnes!
Everybody: This entertains us!
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A ferret trained especially to serve tea. A true tea ferret is always attired in a pink apron and carries a silver tray with green cups. Originates from the village of Bree in Middle-earth. The most favourable master of a tea ferret is Dominic Monaghan, but they will serve tea to any who treat them properly and feed them lollipops on a daily basis.
Your tea-ferret seems to be a bit down. Have you tried showing him eyeliner-pics of Dom yet?
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When spilling the tea backfires on you and ends up coming back to bite you in the ass.
Omg I got burned by the tea last night when Jess learned I was talking about her behind her back.
The super-strong liquid left at the bottom of your mug after a teabag has been left in your now drunken tea. This usually occurs as a result of failure to completely drink the beverage or dispose of the teabag beforehand.
Trevor: Have you finished drinking that yet?
Bob: Pretty much, do you want this Tea Concentrate?
Trevor: Hell no.