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Gargling toad

When a novice is trying to deepthroat and they try to fight their gag reflex. The sound the spit makes when they inevitably choke on some dick.

Jaclyn tried to deepthroat me yesterday, but she ended up hitting that gargling toad...

by Hugh Jardón October 30, 2018


Met the toad

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “

by suckmah October 28, 2020


toad bacon

When you are hit with a war hammer so hard that it turns you into the version of bacon most applicable to your race.

He was hit so hard by Drinian's war hammer that he was turned into toad bacon.

by boxseven April 4, 2019


Not my barrel of toads

To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".

"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"

by ToadNose January 18, 2024


unload the toad

when someone unload's tahm kench in league of legends.

"i have unload the toad!!"

by Lil-Boe-Peep May 17, 2016


Leopard Toad

Is a highly poisonous toad that will most definitely get picked up by a girl called Cassidy

Cass: OMG IS THAT A LEOPARD TOAD I MUST PICK IT UP

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020


toad poker

A mentally incompetent human being that would rather poke toad with a stick than function like a normal human in society.

Joe Biden is a toad poker.

by Bob 72 May 21, 2021