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A group of friends from the Valley who commit illegal activities and don't give a fuck about pigs
1.aye dawg,is that the beaner from Valley Civ?
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A safe city that is relatively nice to live in, other than dipshit teenagers, but that's a given for most cities.
Guy 1: "Dude Simi Valley sucks!"
Guy 2: "At least it is not Santa Monica"
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A branch of mcctc where kids love to do naughty things,they also live juuling and taking memes to far, their favorite subject is suspension
I go to Valley Stem so I am Retarded
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Newark valley, or nerk valley is one of the most redneck towns around, we love our cousins, and you can probably get away with shooting your neighbors cat because they probably have to many, if you don’t drive a lifted, rusted, early 2,000’s truck you are most likely thought of as “retarded”. Most kids in Nerk valley high school walk around with dip cans in their back pocket and a spit bottle in the other. If you walk into the bathrooms in between periods or even in the middle then there will most likely be 20 kids in there ripping 50 nic. And you’d better take a rip or you’ll be thought of as a snitch and you’ll probably get beat up
Let’s go to Newark valley because I haven’t seen my cousin in awhile and I wanna show her how much I missed her 😉
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Satan's ass Crack!!!
A school in Gilbert Arizona
Joey: I had to go to South Valley for detention...
Cameron: That sucks...
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A hole in the ground in which about 10 people live. There is a reason why this word has not been defined yet.
Guy1: Where you from?
Guy 2:Hockley Valley
Guy1: Oh....*awkward silence.*
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A decent town in King County situated between Covington, Hobart, Ravensdale and Black Diamond. Full of a lot of liberal yuppies who have been indoctrinated to be TV worshiping hipsters.
The skatepark is lousy and full of stoners/drifters who will never progress. The drug problem is moderate with mostly peaceful hippies but the occasional tweaker will pass through. There are many flannel wearing stoners with a mutual respect toward everyone and their community. The non egotistical but incredibly ballsy stoner/skater types do exist but rarely skate there unless trying to kill time.
Others are the common image of enormous gauges, I heart boobies wrist bands, v-neck shirts or baja shirts, eccentric pants or sweat pants, mocasins and crocs. About as common you will find those who wear a tap out hat and an MMA shirt but hipsters have lost all ambition in life.
The occasional ramp tramp, little raver emo girl or future attention whore is common. Many people who would rather be inside all day and watch Adventure Time rather than have hobbies.
The occasional conspiracy theorist, veteran and blue collared types would consider the area a haven. Older generations don't use the internet as much as the kids in this town who are hooked trolls with phony facebook meme lives. Beware of longboards and kids on their smartphones.
Stoner:"Hey party in Maple Valley!"
Yuppie:"Wow I haven't been there in ever because I live in the city and I'm a hipster"
Stoner:"Really? Maple Valley has nothing better to do not even a movie theater"
Yuppie:"Swag, yeah we should prey on some younger girls"
Stoner:"SWAG, So.Were.All.Gay"
Yuppie:"Don't worry lets go to a rave and sell molly and oxycontin"
Stoner:"Fuck my life we might as well go to comic con"
Yuppie:"Yeah pretending to be a drug dealer is too difficult I should get a real job"
Stoner:"Oh well at least we can sell weed to some burnouts from my source"
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