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A list of seemingly unrelated items or actions deemed evil by a person or group, often for petty, ludicrous, and/or nonsensical reasons.
Person A: Stop wearing sunglasses and eating onions!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because sunglasses are related to darkness, and onions make me cry!
Person B: Get Satan’s shower thought list out of your head.
An excuse someone uses when they just did something wrong
Audra: Mrs. lady jr hit me
Mrs.Lady: Jr why did you do that
Jr: I thought it would be funny
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You thought that person liked you but they don’t or they don’t find interested in you
Drake: hey it’s uhh it’s you uhhh… what’s your name?
Ice spice: you thought i was feeling you?
when somebody discovers something shocking about you, this is the perfect thing to say.
roomate: dude did u kiss a dude at that party last night?
me: yeah im bisexual i thought you knew that.
me: *snort* *snort* oh yeah this is the freakin stuff!
roomate: ALLAN are you snorting DRUGS? WTFs WRONG WITH YOU?
me: oh yeah i do cocaine i thought you knew that man.
me: hey dude
roomate: allan you're a sexually confused dope addict i want you OUTTA HERE ASAP!!
me: wtf i thought you understood me!
roomate: hmmm... yeah im a republican i thought you knew that *snicker snicker*!
me: FUCK YOU JACKASS!!!
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An iconic line from an iconic vine. Takes people back to the days of vine with this joke. If anyone ever come out to you as lesbian or bisexual or something, this is the perfect line to say if you don’t know what to say.
Jenna: Hey I’m lesbian,
Jimmy: I thought you were American??
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It doesn't literally mean you ate something it is said when someone says a comeback that wasn't that good and thought they did something with it.
Did "you really thought you ate?" Sarah with those comebacks?
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Every middle school material girl when they are losing a fight.
Blonde 1 : I am such baddie Blonde 2 : no you not! Blonde 3: you really thought you ate
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