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squirrel blanket

someone sexually desirable but nutty.

sarah silverman is a squirrel blanket.

by edsel macfadden May 27, 2009

66๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wet Squirrel

When one takes a major shat and left over shit crumbs gets stuck in the ass hair

I dont want to pull my pants up because i dont want to get shit from my wet squirrel to get stuck to my underwear

by MonsterMAx October 8, 2010

203๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


crack squirrel

A small loud obnoxious weasel-like crack smoker who has excuses for everything. Often keeps a messy van and can be seen in the Hopkins Area late at night chasing minor crack deals.

Fucking eh that Tabor is a real CRACK SQUIRRELL

by SOBER CITY March 24, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


baby squirrel

A young female looking for enjoyment of a male's secrection of seminal fluids.

The baby squirrel was looking for a nut.

by Dan Smith/Michael Clauson January 20, 2007

149๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


Squirrel Pussy

the skin that fold between the front of your armpit and your chest

Jen stayed out in the sun too long and burnt her squirrel pussy

by Jason Russell December 30, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirt squirrel

A 2 legged female that scavenges for nut and often displays moral inconsistencies.

You are a one-hundred percent, grade-A dirt squirrel.

by DMort December 9, 2010

565๐Ÿ‘ 258๐Ÿ‘Ž


Whispering Squirrel

A little furry bastard that whispers to people.

Did you see what whispering squirrel sent?

by i am the squirrel January 16, 2012

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž